The journey of one woman and her quest to find The Great American Beard, while showing her love and appreciation along the way...



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

GAB #29 - Jake Adams

  • Name: Jake Adams
  • Age: 31
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Height: 6'0"
  • Weight: 230
  • Age of Beard:9 years
  • Beard color: Brown/Black
  • Beard Length: Mountain Man
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 6
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? As long as Mill's penis - 3"
  • How often do you go without a beard?  Never
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard?  11
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Tom Cruise
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? Nope
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you?  Pie eating contest
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? With women, always
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Employed - yes - rectum stretcher
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair?Yes
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique?  Rub it against a tree
  • What is the name of your beard? Grizzly Adams
  • How does your mother feel about your beard? She loves it
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? She likes it short like Matt's penis
  • Favorite Bands:The Stranger, Golden Dishwater, Mother's Without Moat's and Crazy's

And now the answers given by his girlfriend...


  • Name: Jake Adams
  • Age:31
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: 226
  • Age of Beard: 9
  • Beard color: Brown
  • Beard Length: Mountain Man
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 22
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? Way too long
  • How often do you go without a beard? Unfortunately, never
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 4
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours?  Billy Mays
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had?  Matt Lee's
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you?  Everyday
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage?  People think that I'm a lot tougher than I am
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Doctor
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes, some
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique?  I trim it and leave it everywhere
  • What is the name of your beard? Full Bush
  • How does your mother feel about your beard? Doesn't like it
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? Doesn't like it long
  • Hobbies: Drinking, angry birds app, skiing (in that order)
  • Favorite Bands:Pearl Jam

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