GAB #29 - Jake Adams

• Name: Jake Adams
  
• Age: 31
• Hair Color: Brown
• Eye Color: Brown
• Height: 6'0"
• Weight: 230
• Age of Beard:9 years
• Beard color: Brown/Black
  
• Beard Length: Mountain Man
• How old where you when you grew your first beard? 6
• What is the longest length your beard has grown? As long as Mill's penis - 3"
• How often do you go without a beard?  Never
  
• On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard?  11
• Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Tom Cruise
  
• Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? Nope
• Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you?  Pie eating contest
  
• Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? With women, always
  
• Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Employed - yes - rectum stretcher
  
• Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair?Yes
• Please describe your beard grooming technique?  Rub it against a tree
• What is the name of your beard? Grizzly Adams
  
• How does your mother feel about your beard? She loves it
• How does your significant other feel about your beard? She likes it short like Matt's penis
• Favorite Bands:The Stranger, Golden Dishwater, Mother's Without Moat's and Crazy's

And now the answers given by his girlfriend...

• Name: Jake Adams
  
• Age:31
• Hair Color: Brown
• Eye Color: Brown
• Height: 6'
• Weight: 226
• Age of Beard: 9
• Beard color: Brown
  
• Beard Length: Mountain Man
• How old where you when you grew your first beard? 22
• What is the longest length your beard has grown? Way too long
• How often do you go without a beard? Unfortunately, never
  
• On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 4
• Which celebrity beard most resembles yours?  Billy Mays
  
• Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had?  Matt Lee's
• Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you?  Everyday
  
• Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage?  People think that I'm a lot tougher than I am
  
• Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Doctor
  
• Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes, some
• Please describe your beard grooming technique?  I trim it and leave it everywhere
• What is the name of your beard? Full Bush
  
• How does your mother feel about your beard? Doesn't like it
• How does your significant other feel about your beard? Doesn't like it long
  
• Hobbies: Drinking, angry birds app, skiing (in that order)
  
• Favorite Bands:Pearl Jam