The journey of one woman and her quest to find The Great American Beard, while showing her love and appreciation along the way...



Monday, November 29, 2010

GAB #12 - Damon Scott

GAB #11 - William Mosier

GAB #10 - Brian Danielson

  • Name: Brian Danielson
  • Age: 41
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Height: 6'1"
  • Weight: 245
  • Age of Beard: 15 Years
  • Beard color: Brown with gray highlights
  • Beard Length: Mountain Man
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 25
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? 1/2"
  • How often do you go without a beard? Never
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 8
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Toby Keith
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? Yes, Johnny Depp
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you? No
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? No
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Regional Manager
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique? Neatly trimmed
  • How does your mother feel about your beard? Unsure
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? She loves it
  • Hobbies: skiing, dirt biking, yard work
  • Favorite Bands: Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Toby Keith

GAB #9 - Mark Woods

  • Name: Mark Double-U
  • Age: Thirty (30)
  • Hair Color: Reddish Brown
  • Eye Color: Blue Blue
  • Height: 5'11" (180.3 cm)
  • Weight: 180 lb (81.6 kg)
  • Age of Beard: 11 Years
  • Beard color: Brownish Red
  • Beard Length: Mountain Man
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 17
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? 3-4 inches
  • How often do you go without a beard? One day every 4 years
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 3x
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Charles Norris
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? Mark Woods and Dan Auerbauch Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you? Applying for a job at a daycare
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? Blending into the crowd at a Phish show
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Engineer, but not the kind that drives the train
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique? Bi-weekly visits to the salon
  • How does your mother feel about your beard? She's jealous because she can only grow a mustache
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? Imaginary people don't have feelings, but the homeless ladies I hit on every Friday seem to love it.
  • Hobbies: Drinking beer, ramping motorcycles over cars, saving kittens from genocide
  • Favorite Bands: Little Feat, R.L. Burnside, Honeyboy Edwards

How to Determine The Length of Your Beard

And I Quote...

"Colorado is a god damn gold mine for beards." ~ Biscuit

Game Day Beard of the Day

Tom Brady

Saturday, November 27, 2010

And I quote

"Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there." ~ Minnie Pearl

Game Day Beard of the Day

Bully - Mississippi State University Mascot

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Beard of the Day


Kris Kristofferson

"God bless Obama. God bless America. And God bless the others outside our borders."

Kristoffer "Kris" Kristofferson (born June 22, 1936) is an American writer, singer-songwriter, actor and musician. He is known for hits such as "Me and Bobby McGee", "Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down", and "Help Me Make it Through the Night".

Born on June 22, 1936 in Brownsville, Texas. Son of a military officer, Kristofferson was equal parts intellectual and athlete growing up. He was an award-winning short story writer as well as a Golden Gloves boxer. He graduated from Pomona College in 1958 with a degree in creative writing and went on to attend Oxford University as a Rhodes Scholar. While in England, he performed under the name Kris Carson, playing country and folk music.
After leaving Oxford, Kristofferson joined the United States Army in 1960. He served as a helicopter pilot in Germany. He turned down a teaching position at West Point to pursue his dream of becoming a successful songwriter.

Moving to Nashville in 1965, he struggled and took odd jobs to cover the bills, including one working as a janitor at Columbia Records. His first big break came from Roger Miller who recorded Kristofferson's song "Me and Bobby McGee." (This same song was later a rock hit for Janis Joplin in 1971.) The next country star to fall for Kristofferson's music was Johnny Cash. Cash took Kristofferson's song "Sunday Morning Coming Down" and helped make it a big hit. The song was popular with country fans and critics alike, winning the Country Music Association's song of the year award in 1970. Along with writing successful songs for others, he released his first album, Kristofferson, that same year.

While his first album wasn't a huge commercial success, Kristofferson scored with his next effort "Silver Tongued Devil and I" (1971) with his own version of the song "Loving Her Was Easier." He received two Grammy nominations for best song for "Help Me Make It through the Night" and "Me and Bobby McGee" and a nomination for best country song for "For the Good Times" in 1971. In the rest of 1970s continued to a productive, prosperous time for Kristofferson. In 1973 he married singer Rita Coolidge. The two received a Grammy award that same year for best country vocal performance by a duo for "From the Bottom to the Bottle." They won the same award two years later for "Love Please."

Kristofferson also found success as an actor, especially in roles that played off his outlaw image. After a small part in The Last Movie (1971), he had his first major film role in Cisco Pike (1972) and went on do more than 50 films. Two of his most notable roles were in 1974's Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore and 1976's A Star Is Born, in which he starred opposite Barbra Streisand. Playing the part of a self-destructive musician, Kristofferson earned critical acclaim as well as a Golden Globe Award for his performance. Over the years, he has worked with many top directors, including Sam Peckinpah, John Sayles, and Martin Scorsese.

For all of his accomplishments, Kristofferson had his share of personal and professional struggles. He has battled a problem with alcohol and his marriage with Coolidge ended in divorce in 1979. He starred in Heaven's Gate (1980), considered one of the biggest flops in movie history. After taking a break for a while, a renewed Kristofferson joined forces with fellow country music greats Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, and Willie Nelson as a member of the Highwaymen. This group of country superstars released four albums: Highwayman (1985), Highwayman 2 (1990), Live! (1992), and The Road Goes On Forever (1995). As a solo performer, he released several albums, including Repossessed (1986) and Third World Warrior (1988), which both showcased the songwriter's views on political and social issues, such as the U.S. military involvement in Central America.

In the 1990s, he took an eclectic mix of film roles, from the tough sheriff Charlie Wade in Lone Star (1996) to Abraham Whistler in Blade (1998). Far removed from his leading man days of the 1970s, Kristofferson has evolved into a strong character actor. He continues to act in a variety of films, ranging from the family-friendly horse drama Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story to the dark thriller The Jacket. He has even lent his distinctive gravelly voice to the video game Gun.

With his film work often overshadowing his musical talents, this living legend finally received his due in 2004 when he was inducted to the Country Music Hall of Fame. In 2006, Kristofferson released This Old Road, his first studio album in eleven years. Billboard magazine selected it as a critic's choice. He also released the album Live at Austin, Texas that same year.

While he has yet release a new studio album since then, Kristofferson has very active in film. He has appeared in Fast Food Nation (2006), Disappearances (2007), The Wendell Baker Story (2007), and Beer for My Horses (2008). Kristofferson also served as the narrator for Todd Haynes' offbeat film on Bob Dylan, I'm Not There (2007). In 2009, the multitalented performer was in the romantic comedy He's Just Not That Into You starring Jennifer Aniston.

Kristofferson lives in Hawaii with his third wife Lisa and three youngest children. He has three children from his earlier marriages: Tracy and Kris with first wife Fran Beir, and Casey from his marriage to Rita Coolidge.

Source: Biography.com

And I Quote...

"Never trust a man with a beard. He has something to hide."
~ Mamaw Hearst

GAB #8 - Shawn Earl


  • Name: Shawn Earl
  • Age: 30
  • Hair Color: Light Brown
  • Eye Color:Green
  • Height:6'3"
  • Weight:198
  • Age of Beard: 8 Years
  • Beard color: Light Brown
  • Beard Length: Beard in Training
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 21
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? 1"
  • How often do you go without a beard? 3 times a year
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 6
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Edward Norton
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? no
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you? No
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? No
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Udi's Healthy Foods - Maintenance Tech.
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique? Electric razor set at #1 to trim it, then a straight razor to make it look clean
  • How does your mother feel about your beard? She likes it!
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? I don't have a significant other! So no problem there
  • Hobbies: Wake boarding, softball, riding motorcycles
  • Favorite Bands: Eric Clapton, Five Finger Death Punch, Clutch


GAB #7 - Todd Kudlicki



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  • Name: Todd Kudlicki
  • Age:36
  • Hair Color: Brown
  • Eye Color: Brown
  • Height: 5'11"
  • Weight: 180
  • Age of Beard: 2 weeks
  • Beard color: Blonde, red, brown and one white hair
  • Beard Length: Beard in Training
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 21
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? 5"
  • How often do you go without a beard? Most of the time 80%/20%
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 8
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? ?
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? no
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you? Yes
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? Yes
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Bakery Manager
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique? Clean my neck every couple weeks How does your mother feel about your beard? I don't think she likes it , but is used to it.
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? Need to keep it trimmed or she gets pissed.
  • Hobbies: Table tennis, pottery, soccer




GAB #6 - Riley Jordan

"Your beard looks like a table." ~ Bradley Lawrence Coke

  • Name: Thomas Riley Jordan
  • Age: 29
  • Hair Color: Black
  • Eye Color: Hazel
  • Height: 5'10"
  • Weight: 175
  • Age of Beard: 5 weeks
  • Beard color: Black
  • Beard Length: Beard in Training
  • How old where you when you grew your first beard? 20
  • What is the longest length your beard has grown? 1.25"
  • How often do you go without a beard? Every once in a while
  • On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 5
  • Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Sam Elliot
  • Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? Jesus
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you? No, Never!
  • Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? Yes, the ladies love it. 
  • Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Kinda, Rio/Ski Bum/Playa
  • Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes
  • Please describe your beard grooming technique? Usually use a beard trimmer o get the sides and chin, leave the rest alone. 
  • How does your mother feel about your beard? Loves it
  • How does your significant other feel about your beard? GOD!!!
  • Hobbies: Snowboarding, cycling, fly fishing, backpacking, rock climbing
  • Favorite Bands: Grateful Dead, Widespread Panic, Rolling Stones, BB King
"There are 3 things in life I love: Lynard, Skynard and mom. Well, maybe 5 things: women and whiskey." ~ Riley Jordan


GAB #5 - Merl Haggard Saunders Stefanowskiton

GAB #4 - Robby Peoples

GAB #3 - Chris Mini

GAB #2 - Noble Evans

GAM #1 - Wade Hankins