- Name: Mark Double-U
- Age: Thirty (30)
- Hair Color: Reddish Brown
- Eye Color: Blue Blue
- Height: 5'11" (180.3 cm)
- Weight: 180 lb (81.6 kg)
- Age of Beard: 11 Years
- Beard color: Brownish Red
- Beard Length: Mountain Man
- How old where you when you grew your first beard? 17
- What is the longest length your beard has grown? 3-4 inches
- How often do you go without a beard? One day every 4 years
- On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the best) what would you rate your beard? 3x∏
- Which celebrity beard most resembles yours? Charles Norris
- Do you have beard envy, and if so, whose beard do you wish you had? Mark Woods and Dan Auerbauch Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has been a disadvantage for you? Applying for a job at a daycare
- Have you ever been in a situation in which your beard has given you an advantage? Blending into the crowd at a Phish show
- Are you employed and if so, please describe your occupation? Engineer, but not the kind that drives the train
- Does your place of employment allow you to have facial hair? Yes
- Please describe your beard grooming technique? Bi-weekly visits to the salon
- How does your mother feel about your beard? She's jealous because she can only grow a mustache
- How does your significant other feel about your beard? Imaginary people don't have feelings, but the homeless ladies I hit on every Friday seem to love it.
- Hobbies: Drinking beer, ramping motorcycles over cars, saving kittens from genocide
- Favorite Bands: Little Feat, R.L. Burnside, Honeyboy Edwards
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